Mr Net Zero Ed Miliband trying to save the World from 'Climate Change' | #marsmannconcepts

Secretary of State for Energy Security

In the windswept streets of Westminster’s shadowy back alleys, Mr. Net Zero has finally met his match. Ed Miliband, Secretary of State for Energy Security, thought he could tame the power of the elements—but the elements had other plans.

From the dark heart of Britain’s green revolution rises a new terror: TURBINEUS, the colossal, blade-limbed sentinel of renewable vengeance! Once a humble wind turbine, it has awakened with a singular, whirring purpose—punish the man who dared to wield its power for political gain.

Now, under the warm glow of a deceptively cheerful blue sky, the chase begins. Streets stretch endlessly ahead, but the pounding steps of the steel-legged nightmare are always just behind. Every rotation of its furious blades brings Ed closer to the fate no minister can escape… becoming part of the grid.

Coming soon to late-night cable: “The Gust That Wouldn’t Die: Miliband’s Last Run.”

Ed Miliband is Mr Net Zero in The Gust That Wouldn't Die